[note: this initial raw copy to give to next copywriter and a/b split testing service. much of the campy copy seen here will probably turn into something else, as humor in these types of offers often don’t test as well as we’d like :)]

Hey, dude....

Now you can learn powerful dating and seduction strategies from the world’s top Pick Up Artists (PUAs).

They include:

Mystery (connect thru blitz and jm) -- Once a lonely young man in the Toronto area, known as the worldwide “Capital of Picky Women”, Mystery has since become the #1 Pickup Artist in the world. While his show has recently been featured on MTV’s sister channel, VH1, he’s been working at his craft for more than 14 years now.

Mystery was never shy to try anything and everything to see what works, and what doesn’t.. Because of the massive amount of testing he’s done, the sum of his life’s work has out-innovated every he every other pickup artist in the world.  What you’ll learn from him is a step by step by step solution to meet women, woo them, and do them.

Neil Strauss (confirmed) -- Despite being an amazing writer at Rolling Stone magazine, and being an invited guest at many a rockstar’s party, Neil almost always landed square in the “friend zone”.

When given an assignment for rolling stone to learn about today’s “Pick Up Artists”, Neil’s life slowly changed over the months, until he himself become one of the best pickup artists in the world.

Learn about his transformation from a frustrated, friend-zone writer to serious ass chick herder. He went from being just another chump, to having a persistently sore lump. It changed his life, and he’ll tell you how to change your life for the better, too.

[Copy must be rewritten and confirmed w/ Neil]

David DeAngelo (working with RM to confirm) -- If seduction was taught in college, David would be the *ultimate* teacher. Author of the famous “Double your Dating” series, he lets no aspects of man’s transformation go unexamined or unnoticed.  In this interivew, David will take you from kindergarten to PhD of being a man.

Lance Mason  (almost-confirmed) -- San Francisco is full of many beautiful women, but they tend to be smart and worldly. Lance has become a master at picking up these higher value women. If you ever want to get a woman who’s lived in a major city such as San Francisco yourself, or New York, Boston, London, Paris, or near major universities, then you have to hear what Lance has to say.

Roger Love (confirmed) - Recently, you may have heard of scientific studies showing the human voice to be one of the most attractive parts of the human body.

How someone talks, and at what pitch and depth, says a LOT about their personality, their sexiness, and even their health and reproductive ability.

Learn how to improve your voice, to make it sexier and more attractive, from Roger Love, the world #1 Voice Coach. He’s taught everyone from the Jackson 5 all the way to Anthony Robbins. He’s a LOT of fun to learn from and these free lessons will definitely help you to become sexier and more attractive to the opposite sex.

Steve O (confirmed) -  Steve Osborn had the odds stacked deep against him. But despite the anxiety and frustration taking care his mother when she was dying of cancer and a growing weight problem as he neared 40 years of age, Steve was able to pickup women that’d make any college football champion cry. Learn how to succeed with women, even if the odds are against you.

And, of course, me... Jasmin. Yeah, I’m a chickadee, and I’ll help get  you inside the minds of women so you get inside their... well, you’ll see. And feel. (oh my!)

During our free Q&A sessions, I’ll leave no stone unturned as to how our sex engines tick like an Isuzu needin’ a valve job.

Hot shit, huh? You need this stuff. You want this stuff. You want it now. 

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